Tongan Ninja

Sam Manu

Tongan Ninja (Sione Finau)

Jemaine Clement

Action Fighter (Marvin)

Linda Tseng

Miss Lee

Laura Hill

Miss Lee (voice)

Raybon Kan

Asian Sidekick

David Fane

Herman the Henchman

Victor Rodger

Mr. Big

Peter Daube

Chef Guy

Jed Brophy

Bank Manager

Aaron Cubis

Gun Man

Charles Lum

Master Magasaki / Uncle Lee

Taika Waititi

Graham (voice)

Brett Ormsby

Chang the Waiter

Bevin Linkhorn

Dwayne

Shimpal Lelisi

Mr. Finau

Charley Murphy Samau

Young Sione

Narelle Ahrens

Pink Fairy

Andrew Calder

Ninja

Ben Fransham

Ninja