Spermicidal Lube

Emmet Rooney

Abaddon

Richie Everard

The Narrator

Rodney Callaghan

Grand Chieftain of The Spermicides

Barry Scott

Johnny Durex

Albert Shaw

Admiral of The Spunk Seas

George Boole

Lawrence J. Hobnobs

Liam Dunster

Aeon

Fergal Coen

Feral Catman

Paul Thornton

Leonidas of The Lead