Massacre on Aisle 12

Chad Ridgely

Jack

Michael Buonomo

Dave

Jim Klock

Otto

Doug Burch

Mr. Kipper

Mike Capozzi

Pharms

Aikido Burgess

Black Jack

Melissa Saint-Amand

Tara

William Mark McCullough

Santa

Amber Jean

Barbie

Anthony Paderewski

Mitch

John Geoffrey Wilson

Joey

Jermaine Rivers

Slim Jim

Matthew Krueger

Jim

Thomas Marrone

Male Newscaster

Emily Adams

Female Newscaster